Finally!

The wait is over! And well worth it I might add. I went to see Sex and The City last night and loved it. It ended exactly the way I would have wanted, but I will not say how. I don't want to ruin it for anyone else! :) The fashion was amazing. The acting was perfection and it was great to be back with the girls again!

Weekly Words to Live By

A girl who wears these, while she may come in handy for having extra $1's for the vending machines and toll roads, is probably not the type to try to make a lasting relationship with.

Don't be jealous...

that I spent my Memorial Day with two really handsome boys! :)

Happy Memorial Day

Thank you to all of you who have fought for our country and those of you who still are. Happy Memorial Day!

Things In Life That I Will Never Understand

1. Why would anyone be a polygamist? It doesn't seem to work in anyone's favor. What man in their right mind would want to put up with multiple PMS issues in one month? What woman would be satisfied wearing the same freaking outfit and hairdo as 100 other women in the compound?

2. Why do some parents still leave their small children in department stores unattended? Do they not watch America's Most Wanted? If I had a dime for everytime I was in Wal Mart and heard over the loud speaker that they were looking for a child's parents I would be very well off at this point! Stick little Bobby Joe's butt in that basket and get your shopping on!

3. When do fish sleep? Or do they at all? They never seem to stop moving and I have tried to catch mine off guard. Never do they seem to take a break.

4. Why do some people dye their hair for years and then one day decide to let their natural hair grow out? They proceed to, every few months, cut off some of the dyed hair to the point that it is one color at the root, one color at the ends for like 5 years! Wouldn't it be easier to just dye it back the natural color and not have to be a Glamour don't for all of those years? I am all for nice, natural, healthy hair, but just get it over with already!

5. Why do girls like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have careers? I do not know of anyone who thinks that they can act, sing or whatever it is they are getting paid for, but yet they are still everywhere! If I had a young girl who looked up to either of these girls I would seriously ground them until the day they got better taste in role models! I would put them in a room where they could only watch Diane Sawyer and Robin Roberts to show them how young girls should grow up to act. Classy!

Weekly Words to Live By

There is not a college in the world that can help a close minded fool be any less foolish.

Weekly Words to Live By

If your husband comes home from a business trip with women’s underwear in his suitcase, you have one of two problems. First he is either a lying cheat or second he is a cross dresser. The second choice may actually prove to be more beneficial as at least maybe he can share make up secrets.


(Oops, just to keep my very nice hubby out of trouble, this is not something that he did, nor would he do as he would fear I would injure him! LOL! :) It is a true life story though and the player, literally, shall remain nameless.)

Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot

No not because Adam Levine is a cutie, which he is, but because San Antonio was a freaking oven! Despite several sightings of future "What Not to Wear" participants, (Stacey London people need you), weather that felt like 120 degrees, hours of standing with no room to get out and get water, it was all worth it! As usual Maroon 5 put on a great show! They did an acoustic set for a concert one of the radio stations threw and it was well worth the 3+ hour drive to see them.

Weekly Words to Live By

This is the first edition of weekly words to live by. I will update every week with little tidbits of info that may be of use to someone out there! They may not always be nice, they may not always be pretty, but they will definitely be true! And the first life lesson is, drum roll please,

Marry an orphan.

If you haven't watched Chelsea what are you waiting for?

Saturday we got the chance to see Chelsea Handler do stand up and went to her book signing. She is literally the first person who has made me give up my David Letterman addiction. I never missed Letterman for years, until Chelsea's show Chelsea Lately started. It is so funny and fresh, funny remarks about celebrities that you know Oprah probably thinks but is afraid to say, hilarious interviews with guests and her sidekick is the cutest little person!

Chelsea was even more fun in her stand up routine. Even on E! she can't get away with most of the things she said live! I had been having a hectic week, but Chelsea made me laugh the entire time!

Marilyn

I am a huge fan of Marilyn. I think she is so beautiful. Plus back then you could have hips and were not considered overweight! I think I was born in the wrong era!

In the words of Alice Cooper..

SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER! I just finished my next to last semester tonight. I really enjoyed my class this semester, but I am looking forward to nights off!

Now I will have plenty of time to update my blog more often!